wait but jealous isn’t on it :((((

crying for humanity bc i just saw an ask on my dash where someone asked what to wear under a shep shirt

yay I win Super Bowl squares and yay Seahawks

i think tumblr’s eating all my outgoing messages

I just ate an obscene amount of hummus you may now call me hummus I am hummus

BYE YALL EVERYONE GO HOME SHOW IS OVER DONT TRY TO FOLLOW THAT YOU CANT YOU WONT GOODNIGHT 

STRIPPER KICKS FOR DAAAAAAAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #slayqueenslay #serfbort

yesssss justin won a grammy for pusher love girl real talk that was one of only a few good songs to come off either of justin’s records, james fauntleroy is a god

life is so scary like Columbia mall is usually my go-to, it’s ten minutes from where I grew up and I still go there every month or two and thank god v and I went to Tyson’s today instead I can’t even imagine what it would have been like to be there my heart goes out to everyone who had to experience that, and of course the victims

oops just sneezed in the ice cream carton guess it’s all mine

about to book hair & makeup for the wedding that costs like a million dollars bc i’m tired of looking and i already did a trial so i know they’ll be good is this irresponsible y/y?

does anyone ever notice that I oftentimes reblog the same thing ten times, I am the actual worst at remembering what I’ve seen and what I haven’t. half the time I go to reblog something on my dash and then realize I can’t bc the post I’m trying to reblog was mine and then I’m just like shit I have good taste

My MOH is actually making my life right now. My wedding is five months away (to the day) and her wedding is in October AND she’s wrapping up grad school and she is still SO patient and helpful with my trainwreck of a self UGH all the kisses to her I lucked out so hard :))))