hi im emily and last night at the baltimore on the run show, the last thing bey and jay did after they closed the show with Young Forever/Halo was touch me and britnie [i held beyonce’s hand for dear life] and now i’m about to post some lq vids ok byeeeee

one of my bridesmaids works for the state department and is living on a military base in the middle east until march (but coming back for the wedding) and i have NO idea what to get her for her bridesmaid gift because what can you make use of over there in that situation ugh yes i know the wedding is in less than a month and i should have figured this out already but i’m stumped. help??

wait but jealous isn’t on it :((((

crying for humanity bc i just saw an ask on my dash where someone asked what to wear under a shep shirt

yay I win Super Bowl squares and yay Seahawks

i think tumblr’s eating all my outgoing messages

I just ate an obscene amount of hummus you may now call me hummus I am hummus

BYE YALL EVERYONE GO HOME SHOW IS OVER DONT TRY TO FOLLOW THAT YOU CANT YOU WONT GOODNIGHT 

STRIPPER KICKS FOR DAAAAAAAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #slayqueenslay #serfbort

yesssss justin won a grammy for pusher love girl real talk that was one of only a few good songs to come off either of justin’s records, james fauntleroy is a god

life is so scary like Columbia mall is usually my go-to, it’s ten minutes from where I grew up and I still go there every month or two and thank god v and I went to Tyson’s today instead I can’t even imagine what it would have been like to be there my heart goes out to everyone who had to experience that, and of course the victims

oops just sneezed in the ice cream carton guess it’s all mine