full disclosure - i probably check to see if the url ‘conversationallush’ is still taken like once a month

hi im emily and last night at the baltimore on the run show, the last thing bey and jay did after they closed the show with Young Forever/Halo was touch me and britnie [i held beyonce’s hand for dear life] and now i’m about to post some lq vids ok byeeeee

one of my bridesmaids works for the state department and is living on a military base in the middle east until march (but coming back for the wedding) and i have NO idea what to get her for her bridesmaid gift because what can you make use of over there in that situation ugh yes i know the wedding is in less than a month and i should have figured this out already but i’m stumped. help??

wait but jealous isn’t on it :((((

crying for humanity bc i just saw an ask on my dash where someone asked what to wear under a shep shirt

yay I win Super Bowl squares and yay Seahawks

i think tumblr’s eating all my outgoing messages

I just ate an obscene amount of hummus you may now call me hummus I am hummus

BYE YALL EVERYONE GO HOME SHOW IS OVER DONT TRY TO FOLLOW THAT YOU CANT YOU WONT GOODNIGHT 

STRIPPER KICKS FOR DAAAAAAAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #slayqueenslay #serfbort

yesssss justin won a grammy for pusher love girl real talk that was one of only a few good songs to come off either of justin’s records, james fauntleroy is a god

life is so scary like Columbia mall is usually my go-to, it’s ten minutes from where I grew up and I still go there every month or two and thank god v and I went to Tyson’s today instead I can’t even imagine what it would have been like to be there my heart goes out to everyone who had to experience that, and of course the victims